1. David Jay

She blamed him for stoking up controversy

In a dreamworld

It's a long way down from Heaven's gate

In the absence of a jury

The case continues

White lies

Seal his bitter fate

The case continues

2. Peter Murphy

Take a fish

And a potato

Hold the fish

And the potato

In your hand

In your hand

Put the potato

In the fish

Make it digest it

Smash it up

Smash it up

Smash it up

Smash it up

This is how you make fishcakes

This is how one makes fishcakes

Smash it up

Poke it up

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Put it down the fish

Put it down the fish

Throw it against the wall

Stamp on the fish

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

Throw it on the wall

Smash it on the wall

Throw it on the wall

Smash it on the wall

Fishcakes

Fishcakes

3. Kevin Haskins

Do you always keep drumsticks on the piano?

Take it easy

Avoid risks

And if possible, stay at home

Not only is trouble very difficult

But your are advised of staying off ladders

For there may be the danger of performance

There is a lot of stress and strain

Both at work, and at home

But we know

Tomorrow is another day

4. Daniel Ash

Naturally enough

The others have been doing their utmost to match
this performance

This is something people get when they
continually drink whiskey

I can't drink

I hardly eat these days

Ok, that's fine