Man, my car broke down, I couldn't get to a phone

By the time I got home, I had to take out the trash

and walk the dog, then a client of mine called

Before I knew it, it was like 10:30

You know, my body's been acting kind of wierd so I needed some rest.



Your shit won't stink 'til you rub your nose in it

Man, you'll never believe what happened to me today

I had to get my brother from the airport

On the way home, I had to pick up my niece from daycare

and I guess when I was driving or something

I didn't see the nail

By the time the tow truck came, the last thing I wanted

to do was work



I got 1000 excuses why I can't get anything done on time

And I'll make you feel sorry for me

by whining about my epilepsy



Man, I know things have kind of sounded wishy-washy

from the get go. When got 1000 things going on

it's kind of har to keep your head screwed on tight,

if you know what I mean.

Oh, by the way, I do have other clients