This was always the last place

I expected to be

Once upon an apocalypse

So better make the most of it

So I said to the horsemen

Have a Coke and a smile

So I said to the horsemen

Why not stick around for a while?



But they said You Got The Wrong One Baby

The New Generation is pushing up some daisies

And by decree of Rapture Inc.

We're closing this here market permanently



Coming down like a ton of lead

More bang for your buck

More pangs for the dead

Coca Cola and Armageddon

I like it, like it, yes I do



So they

Tried to teach the world to sing

In perfect harmony

But it was way off key

So here comes the big RC

The melting pot boils

The bible belt breaks

And young America begins to sing



Coca Cola and Armageddon

We like it, like it, yes we do

Coca Cola and Armageddon

It's The Real Thing now

Come and get it