(Steve Harris and Adrian Smith)

[The Continuing Saga Of Charlotte The Harlot]



If you're feeling down depressed and lonely

I know a place where we can go

22 Acacia Avenue meet a lady that I know

So if you're looking for a good time

And you're prepared to pay the price

Fifteen quid is all she asks for

Everybody's got their vice



If you're waiting for a long time for the rest to do their piece

You can tell her that you know me and you might even get it free

So any time you're down the East End don't you hesitate to go

You can take my honest word for it she'll teach you more than you can know



Charlotte can't you get out from all of this madness

Can't you see it only brings you sadness

When you entertain your men don't you know the risk of getting disease



Some day when you're reaching the age of forty

I bet you'll regret the days when you were laying

Nobody then will want to know

You won't have any beautiful wares to show any more



22 the avenue that's the place where we all go

You will find it's warm inside the red light's burning bright tonight



Charlotte isn't it time you stopped this mad life

Don't you ever think about the bad times

Why do you have to live this way

Do you enjoy your lay or is it the pay



Sometimes when you're strolling down the avenue

The way you walk it makes men think of having you

When you're walking down the street

Everybody stops and turns to stare at you



22 the avenue that's the place where we all go

You will find it's warm inside the red light's burning bright tonight



Beat her mistreat her do anything that you please

Bite her excite her make her get down on he