"Is this on?"



"Gather round my wealthy friends

And endure the horrifying sights

Only your worst nightmares can produce

Actual human beings of a deformed nature

Come at once

And come and enduldge yourself

In our own twisted amusement of

Another's misfortune

Yes, ladies and gentlemen

Enter our three ring show of freaks"



[Violent J]

Ring one, a dung a dung dung

My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue

To the desk in school then I run down the hall

Scaring the shit out of all y'all bitches

Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties

Just cause I don't look like everybody

I guess they're bunch of richboys, bitchboys

Scary, bula!

And what's the big deal about my neck

Just because now and then I like to let it stretch

Up a couple feet to get a better sight

Is that any reason to scream and run in fright

No, so, now how ya gonna act?

So what if I got another arm growing out of my back

I guess I'm just another freak show thing

And now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing



[Chorus (2x)]

Three ring a ding a ding ding

People love to point and stare

Three ring a ding a ding ding

It's the same as everywhere



[Shaggy 2 Dope]

Ring two, how do you do?

I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, who?

You don't try to front ho

Try to play me out just cause I'm running with the sideshow

Or maybe it's the leg growing out my neck

But don't jet baby, heh, not yet

I'm popping in like a pound of lead

Black n blue, his next roll and drop me on my head

Oh shit, I knew I had to fuck up my circuits

Cuz when I was two my momma left me at the circus

Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows-acapo