Hey bugger me, now where's mi clogs?

Sunday cap and Sunday togs

Come along and pare some shins

Winner often wins

Hey ho! And away we go!

Kick your opponent's shins, oh!

Hey ho! And away we go!

Legs are made to bleed, oh!

Up the hills wi'nothing on

Down the pike to Todmorden

Battling at the village fete

Where shin and clog will meet

Hey ho! And away we go!

Kick your opponent's shins, oh!

Hey ho! And away we go!

Legs are made to bleed, oh!

Oh! Oh!

Hey ho! And away we go!

Kick your opponent's shins, oh!

Hey ho! And away we go!

Legs are made to bleed, oh!