Na then!

Get another drink!

And get yourself sat down

We'll have a game of shave ha'penny

And loser gets next round

Get another drink!

And get your arrows out

We'll have a game of 501

And mine's a pint of stout

So get another drink!

And you've got two shots

And now I can't remember

Who's the stripes and who's the spots

So get another drink!

I can't make it the bar

Too much sport you understand

And too much beer

I'll Sithi!