With the wit of a gnat

And you're tit for tat

Well I'm sick of that

You little dingbat

You little dingbat

Well it's not too deep

And it's not too shallow

There's just enough room for me to wallow

Wallow



Oh my god

He grabbed my tit

Did you give him a slap?

Cuz he was lit

Did you slap him back?

Slap



Well we used to have such a great friendship

Now I'm sittin' on the battleship

The battleship



With the wit of a gnat

And you're tit for tat

Well I'm sick of that

You little dingbat

You little dingbat



Yeah it's not too deep

And it's not too shallow

There's just enough room for me to wallow

Wallow



Yeah you can't finish but you can dish out the shit

And you can tie a knot and it held till you will fall

Maybe a little more than you thought

Maybe a little more than you thought



Yeah you can't finish but you can dish out the shit

And you can tie a knot and it held till you will fall

Maybe a little more than you thought

I used to think about thoughts

And I thought that you might think

But you ran the table

And you scratched on the eight

But you ran the table

And you scratched on the eight



You sank my battleship