[Intro]
Just the two of us [x 8]
Baby your da-da
loves you (hey)
And I'ma always be here for you
(hey)
no matter what happens
You're all I got
in this world
I would never give
you up for nothin
Nobody in this world
is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you

[Verso 1]
C'mon Hai-Hai,
we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys
and let da-da
strap you in the car seat
Oh where's mama?
She's takin a
little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!)
da-da musta runned
over a skunk
Now I know what you're thinkin -
it's kind of late to go swimmin
But you know your mama,
she's one of those type of women
that do crazy things,
and if she don't get her way,
she'll throw a fit
Don't play with
da-da's toy knife,
honey, let go of it (no!)
And don't look so upset,
why you actin bashful?
Don't you wanna help da-da
build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show
how far she can float
And don't worry about that
little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch -
it don't hurt,
her was eatin dinner
while you were sweepin
and spilled
ketchup on her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she?
We'll let her wash off in the water
and me and you can pway
by ourselves, can't we?

[Ritornello]
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
And when we ride!
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I!
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
And when we ride!
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I!

[Verso 2]
See honey..
there's a place called heaven
and a place called hell
A place called prison
and a place called jail
And da-da's probably
on his way to all of em except one
Cause mama's got
a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want
a brother do ya? (Nah)
Maybe when you're old enough
to understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say mama
was real real bad
She was bein mean to dad
and made him real real mad
But I still feel sad
that I put her on time-out
Sit back in
your chair honey,
quit tryin to climb out
(WAHH!)
I told you
it's okay Hai Hai,
wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night?
Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca?
Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her
can take a nighty-nighty?
Your dad'll wake her up
as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde,
me and my daughter

[Ritornello]

[Verso 3]
Wake up sweet head we're here,
before we pway
we're gonna take mama
for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey,
don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too
sleepy to hear
you screamin in her ear
(ma-maa)
That's why you can't get
her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy
at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie
a rope around this rock? (yeah)
We'll tie it to her footsie
then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go,
on the count of free..
One.. two.. free..
WHEEEEEE!
There goes mama,
spwashin in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit dad,
no more restraining order
No more step-da-da,
no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye,
tell mama you love her
(mommy!)
Now we'll go play in the sand,
build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with
two more things out the trunk

[Ritornello]

[Outro]
Just the two of us [x 4]
Just me and you baby
is all we need
in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always be there for you
Your da-da's always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me
I will always be here for you
If you ever need anything,
just ASK
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby