Life is like cum, you gag but you swallow

When it goes down your windpipe and comes out tomorrow.

Oh! Never forget that you'll never remember

My name once your lip's off my member.



Remember the days when you were a lad,

Trying to fuck the arse of your mum and blow the fuck outta dad?

Or, if you're a lass, that part of you achin'

For the guy who kisses mum and brings home the bacon.



Oh, what happens now we're as naked as babies,

All over each other like V.D. or rabies?

In each others' jockettes long may we wallow.

Life is like cum, you gag but you swallow.