Ive got socks dryin' in the microwave

hair on my back I dont plan to shave

I got the house to myself while the wife's away

I'll be rockin all night!



I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew

Lounge in my boxers like I used to do,

there'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no...

I'll be watchin the fight.



Well, It's a great day to be a guy;

playin' cards with my buddies until sunrise,

You know...I never thought that my neighbor would

be sunbathing topless, Lord she sure looks good.



I caught a ten pound bass out on the lake

played eighteen holes with my best friend Jake.

Best balls I hit is when I stepped on a rake

well that wasn't too bright.



Now I look in the fridge, what do I see?

Last night's pizza starin back at me-

pepperoni and anchovies-

what a beautiful sight!!



Well its a great day to be a guy

Buck-naked in my lawn chair, swatting at flies

Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill

I don't wanna burn the weiners but I probably will



That fried bologna and cheese macaroni

tasted good this afternoon,

but now I'm passin some serious gas and

I might have to leave the room...



Well, I might go get me a new hairdo,

spend a couple of hours at a tanning booth

might even get me a gold front tooth (oh ah!)



And its a great day to be a guy,

but when my wife gets home she's going to tan my hide.

I'll be hung over but lookin' good

from a weekend of relivin' my bachelorhood



It's a great day to be a guy,

but another week of this and I'll probably die

I tend to party harder than I should

When my wife's not here to make me be good...