Act III



(after the song ends)

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... As you can see, MUSIC can get you

pretty fucked up...Take a tip from Joe, do like he did, hock your imaginary guitar

and get a good job...Joe did, and he's a happy guy now, on the day shift at

the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen, arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of

a fully-charged icing anointment utensil. And every time a nice little muffin comes

by on the belt, he poots forth... And if this doesn't convince you that MUSIC

causes BIG TROUBLE...then maybe I should turn off my plastic' megaphone and

sing the last song on the album in my regular voice...



SCENE EIGHTEEN

A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA



CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:

A little green rosetta

A little green rosetta

A little green rosetta

A little green rosetta

You'll make a muffin betta

With a green rosetta

A little green rosetta

A tiny green rosetta

A little green rosetta

A little green rosetta

A little green rosetta

A little green rosetta

You'll make a muffin betta

Betta

It's really getting betta

It's betta, it's betta

With a green rosetta



Green rositti

A little green rositti

It's really, really meaty

A little green rositti

Betta, betta,

(Hey, really out there...really good)

It's really getting betta

It's betta, it's betta

With a green rosetta

Setta, setta

(Good God, give the drummer some)

Green rosetta

A little green rosetta

A little green rosetta

A little green rosetta

(Setta, setta, setta, etc....)

(Make a muffin, make a muffin, make a muffin,

Make a muffin betta, make a muffin betta, etc....)

With a green rosetta

A little gree