Bought a souvenir in London

Got to hide it from my mom

Can't declare it at the Customs

But I'll have to take it home

Tried to keep it confidential

But the news is leaking out

Got a souvenir in London

There's a lot of it about



Yes, I found a bit of London

I'd like to lose it quick

Got to show it to my doctor

'Cause it isn't going to shrink

Want to keep it confidential

But the truth is leaking out

Got a souvenir in London

There's a lot of it about