It scored E-minus on its ancestry.

It stuttered on the phone. They tried extensive hypnotherapy but

it sat there like a stone. They checked its pockets, they pumped

the pentathol...stole marrow from its bones...and left it naked in

the guest room, quite alone. They debated for a year. The casebook

stretched from here to here...Quoted precedents and dissidents. And

Johnny joined the space police and searched the stars for refugees-

his finger on the stunner in the name of earthly peace. And when it

seemed that space was empty and the moon was made of cheese, they

decided on a terra firma 'welcome'. But, guess...Our guest was now

deceased...So they cut it into pieces. They sterilized them, placed

them in a case and charged admission. Now I'm watching television

and I see laughter in its eyes. I hear a rumble in the sky, They're

coming for their boy!



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