Lyrics by Alanis Morissette



After a year like this one

I'm surprised I did not hate your guts

And after a year like this one

I'm surprised I still love music just as much

After a year like this one

I'm suprised I did not eat my arm

After a year like this one

I'm sorry if I'm not cordial to everyone



After a year like this one

I'm surprised I am convinced at all

And after a year like this one

I do not roll my eyes at the cynical

After a year like this one

I can't help but wonder how they've been

And after a year like this one

I think I'll leave it all to my next of kin





After a year like this one

I'm suprised we're all not weeping drunks

And after a year like this one

I want you to choose the restaurant

And after a year like this one

I'll need a good whole sixteen months alone

After a year like this one

I think I'll make the west coast beaches my new home.