Woke up this morning and felt not too cool

'Cause every time I tried to make my mouth move

The pain I'm having is so discomforting

Please make this suffering go away



I told my mom what I was feeling

And how long I've been dealing with it

Knew it was coming, but didn't know how soon

She said I've reached another adolescent monsoon



OOoo Ahh... the pain is tremendous

Why can't I take it like a man

OOoo Ahh... the pain is horrendous

Why don't you lend a helpin' hand



He was a well-educated man, had his degree in medicine

I noticed his hairy hands... he was a very, very hairy man