We've traveled all over this country

A pickin' and singing for gold,

In concerts, in nightclubs, on TV,

Yes we have been frequently sold

Yes we have been frequently sold

In concerts, in nightclubs, on TV,

Yes we have been frequently sold



We've never turned down a good offer,

Commercials for coffee and Coke,

We published, promoted, and hustled

Because we were afraid to be broke

Yes, we were afraid to be broke

Yes, we were afraid to be broke

We published, promoted, and hustled

Because we were afraid to be broke.



We met lots of groovy young ladies,

You might say, those were the days

But now that we're older and wiser,

We think that monogamy pays,

We think that monogamy pays,

We think that monogomy pay,

(And Glenn is sure of it!)

Now that we're older and wiser,

We think that monogamy pays,



Yes, we were as fond of each other,

As any of those who were wed

Except that when we had a quarrel,

We never could make up in bed,

No, We never could make up in bed

No, We never could make up in bed

(Never!)

No, We never could make up in bed

(Except there was that one time!)

Except that when we had a quarrel,

We never could make up in bed!



So, Alex became a producer,

(That's Right!)

And Glenn became very well known

While Lou played executive hippie

At his Morningstar groupie rest home

But now that we're all back together,

It's clear once again what we've lacked,

We're naturally drawn to each other,

A naturally unnatural act.

A naturally unnatural act,

A naturally unnatural act,

We're naturally drawn to each other,

A naturally unnatural act!