how in the world will i make it to work

in the morning?

i've been drinking since we clocked out

and now it's 4am

But they're such a generous couple

alfredo and pauline

When they offer a late night session,

you don't want to offend.



The shutters come down

and thats what they're for

we dont want to invite in the law

It's not often the case that we're forced

to sacrifice the jukebox.

But the plug always has to be pulled

on the quiz machine

So you imbibe all you can

cos you're partaking in something forbiden

And time after time you'll wake up

face down in the latrine.



We speak in hushed tones

And dim down the lights

we're staying after hours tonight



Where am I now?

Where am I now?

Where am I now?



I dont remember a thing,

I dont remember, remember a thing



Lord only knows what kind of poison i'm drinking

I can't read the label

So i'll just dance off my cares like Fred Alistaire

up here on the table



The shutters come down

and thats what they're for

we dont want to invite in the law

we speak in hushed tones

and dim down the lights

we're staying after hours tonight!!