I've got a strange philosophy

Nothing here appeals to me

I like my men like I like my whiskey

Mmm, aged and mellow!



Some girls just can't seem to see

Why these little young cats ain't moving me

But I like my men like I like my whiskey

Mmm, aged and mellow!



There's nothing a greenhorn can do for me

Cause my older daddy suits me to a T

Now I like my men like I like my whiskey

Ooh, aged and mellow!



Now listen youngster, be on your way

Don't bother me til a later day

I like my men like I like my whiskey

Mmm, aged and mellow!



Junior may be young and strong, girl

But I'll take grandpa cause he's had it longer

I like my men like I like my whiskey

Hah, aged and mellow!