I woke up

Couldn't hardly sleep cause it was Christmas

Ran downstairs to open gifts up

Could it be the Fendi bag that I want, that I want

So I shook the box up like what could this be

Dont sound like a Fendi to me

Whipped it open and what did I see

I was like what the hell is this

This aint what I asked for

What the hell is that

A barbie magic castle?!?!

Yo I'm getting pissed cause everything is crap

I'm bout to take it back,I'm bout to take it back



(CHORUS)

Ahh hell nah

Santa you best to get at me

Ahh hell nah

Christmas aint what it used to be

Ahh hell nah

Cant believe you did this to me

Ahh hell nah

This aint no fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Christmas



My man came to the door

My gift in his hand

We been goin out for four or five months

I know he gonna give me judt what I want, what I want

So I shook the box up like what could this be

It sounds just like a Fendi to me

Tore it open and what did I see

I was like

What the hell is this

I cant believe you took it there

What the hell is that

Yo, where'd you find a carebear?!?!

YO I'm getting pissed cause everything is crap

I'm bout to take it back

Yo they dont even sell those anymore?!?!



(CHORUS)



Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la

This aint no Fa-la-la-la-la Christmas

Ho ho ho

No Fa-la-la-la-la Christmas

Ho ho ho

Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la

This aint no Fa-la-la-la-la Christmas

Ho ho ho

No Fa-la-la-la-la Christmas

Ho ho ho



What the hell is this

Now you've gone really far

What the hell is that

I dont need a VCR?!?!

Where's the DVDs

Everything is crap, everything is crap, everything is crap

I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!



(CHORUS 2x)