[Verse 1:]

Woke up

Couldn't hardly sleep cause it was Xmas

Ran downstairs to open gifts up

Could it be the Fendi bag that I want, that I
want?

So I shook the box up like what could this be?

Don't sound like a Fendi to me

Tore it open and what did I see?

(I was like)

What the hell is this? This ain't what I asked
for

What the hell is that?

(A Barbie magic castle?)

Yo I'm getting pissed cause everything is crap

I'm about to take it back, I'm about to take it
back

[Chorus:]

Ahh Hell Nah

Santa you best to get at me

Ahh Hell Nah

Xmas ain't what it used to be

Ahh Hell Nah

Can't believe you did this to me

Ahh Hell Nah

This ain't no Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Xmas

[Verse 2:]

My man, came to the door

My gift in his hand

We been going out for four or five months

I know he gonna give me just what I want, what I
want

So I, shook the box up like what could this be?

It sounds just like a Fendi bag to me

Tore it open and what did I see?

(I was like)

What the hell is this? I can't believe you took
it there

What the hell is that?

(Yo, where'd you find a CareBear?)

Yo I'm getting pissed cause everything is crap

I'm about to take it back

(Yo they don't even sell those anymore)

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]

Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la

This ain't no Fa-la-la-la-la Xmas (Ho Ho Ho)

No Fa-la-la-la-la Xmas (Ho Ho Ho)

Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la

This ain't no Fa-la-la-la-la Xmas (Ho Ho Ho)

No Fa-la-la-la-la Xmas (Ho Ho Ho)

What the hell is this? Now you've gone really far

What the hell is that?

(I don't need a VCR)

Where's the DVDs?!

Everything is crap, everything is crap,
everything is crap

(I hate you!!!!!)

[Repeat Chorus (2x)]