I was workin' tech,

Where I had just met,

Kyle the boss of the job,

I said, 'I am a slob',

He said, 'That's fine with me,'

'Cause I need some company'.



Then I,

Looked over,

Saw Alison,

Saw her friend,

Helping her,

She looked O.K.,

I stared all day.



But I didn't want to scare her off,

I just wanted to jack off,

Looking at her face,

But then I'd be a disgrace,

So I covered it up,

Cause I knew she would throw up,

If she saw my hard on,

So I walked away from the lawn.



Then I,

Looked over,

Saw Alison,

Saw her friend,

Helping her,

She look good,

I stared all day.



But I didn't want to scare her off,

I just wanted to jack off,

Looking at her face,

But then I'd be a disgrace,

So I covered it up,

Cause I knew she would throw up,

If she saw my hard on,

So I walked away from the lawn.



I already knew,

What I could do,

I could take off her clothes,

Make her breathe through her nose,

While fucked her alot,

I think I should stop.



I didn't want to scare her off,

I just wanted to jack off,

Looking at her face,

But then I'd be a disgrace,

So I covered it up,

Cause I knew she would throw up,

If she saw my hard on,

So I walked away from the lawn.

I didn't want to scare her off,

I just wanted to jack off,

Looking at her face,

But then I'd be a disgrace,

So I covered it up,

Cause I knew she would throw up,

If she saw my hard on,

So I walked away from the lawn,

So I walked away from the lawn.



(musical outro)