Parody of All I Want For Christmas Is Two Front
Teeth

Donald Yetter Gardner

New lyrical adaptation by Chris Clark

Wamer Bros. Inc. (ASCAP)

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CHORUS

All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth

(What?)

Two gold front teeth

With a diamond in each

I'd be a G if I could have two front teeth

That I'd wish you a funky Christmas

It's Christmas

And I'm toothless

(Ho ho)

I got a cap in my grill that's ruthless

(Ho ho)

I need a dentist that's both a driller and a
jeweler

(Ho ho)

I'm lookin' for a look that's just a little bit
cooler

(Ho ho)

I don't want toys I don't want any money

(Ho ho)

I want my carats in my mouth of Bugs Bunny

(Ho ho)

This year the only thing on my list

Is two teeth to match the watch on my wrist

CHORUS

When someone says Yo wazzup dog?

I'll say: You know I'm doin my plug fizzle

(Right on)

A real OG like ODB

My record sales will triple.

CHORUS

I'd be like Pimp Dracula

The Spetacula

Cledus T. will be Stone Cold Makea

Here I go again with my funky alter ego

(Ho ho)

Making people laugh is the best gift I know

(Ho ho)

Better wrap it up put it underneath the tree

(Ho ho)

I want a million dollar smile like Master B

(Ho ho)

I'll keep them shinin' like the doves on my
duly(sp?)

(Ho ho)

Santa Claus won't you please bring him to me

CHORUS

repeat CHORUS

That I'd wish you a funky Christmas

That I'd wish you a funky Christmas