Yeah, yes, yes

Have I told ya

You could really get it on?

I was at an all night diner

The sign said, "Triple X"

But they were talking about root beer

I'm just sitting down

Thinking about nothing

Looking at the thin air

Breathing up the oxygen

Have I told ya

You could really get it on?

A guy comes up, looking pretty 8-ball

Snaggletooth smile, sits down at my table

Puts his arm around me, starts to share his information

He said, he said, he said [x4] this is what he said

"I have sex, I'm always thinking about the pavement

So I can avoid premature ejaculation"

I got up, remembering to thank him

Better things to do so I'll start drinking

I'm in Tahoka, now I'm gonna hook up

With the parties, unfortunately

No one has any ideas, damn

Have I told ya

You could really get it on?