Note: David Seville is D, Alvin is A, Simon is S, Theodore is T,

and the Chipmunks are C



D:Alvin, put that harmonica down.

A:Why?

D:Because we're gonna sing, that's why.

A:Not again!

D:Never mind. Now look fellas, this is a pretty song so let's try not

to goof it up. Are you ready, Simon?

S:Sure, let's go.

D:All set, Theodore?

T:Hot dog, you bet!

D:Are you ready, Alvin? Ready, Alvin? ALVIN!!

A:Aw, nuts!

C:We sure like girls all kind of girls

From Anie to Veronica

We like them small or fat or tall

A:I wanna play my harmonica!

D:Now cut that out.

C:And everyone to get a kiss

We take them through for popcorn

Because they always fall in love

A:When I play my harmonicorn (sic)!

D:Alvin!!



INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE



D:Will you put that thing down and sing?

A:OK!

C:We sure like girls all kind of girls

From Annie to Veronica

We like them small or fat or tall

A:I'm gonna play my harmonica!!

D:All right, Alvin. Make a fool of yourself. Play the harmonica.



After a few bars of harmonica music, the Chipmunks suddenly

burst out with "Cha-cha-cha!"



D:Now wait a minute, you guys! Alvin, you're goofing it all up!

This was a pretty song, it's not supposed to be a-

C:Cha-cha-cha! (continue to "cha-cha-cha" while David Seville speaks)

D:Now look what you did! You got them all cha-chaing and singing

and wrecking the song! Theodore...Simon...orchestra will you cut

that out?! Alvin put that harmonica down! Alvin! Alvin! (fades)