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The weather and the clock

If your conversation calls for

A little more than a coffee pot

If you need to pour your heart out

And try to rectify some situation

That you're facing

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When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket

Now for most things you don't mind

But when your dollar goes to all of those

Standing in a welfare line

Rejoice you have a voice

If you're concerned about the destination

Of this great nation

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Hard hat, gunrack, achin'-back

Over taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd

They're heart is in the music

And they love to play it loud

There's no forms or applications

There's no red tape administrations

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We're all one big family

Throughout the cities and the towns

We don't reach for handouts

we reach for those who are down

And every local chapter has a seven day a week

Available consultation

For your frustration

It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

We're talkin' about your

Mud flaps, six pack, beer crack

Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd

They're heart is in the music

And they love to play it loud

There's no forms or no applications

There's no red tape administrations

It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

Do not delay

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