Give me some antiseptic

To wash this headache away

Give me a syringe

To inject the pain

Give me something pretty

I hope I'll never be

I'd rather be creepy and very strange



Give me a cake

That I can mix and bake

In a betty crocker oven

That I will BREAK!



Bake it up and we will

STAB! STAB! STAB!

Come on, don't be afraid

We will make you

STAB! STAB! STAB!

My world is evil

But American made



Give me something easy

That I can complicate

Something healthy

That I can infect

Give me a mate

In a crippled state

With halloween teeth

That I can BREAK!



Bake it up and we will

STAB! STAB! STAB!

Come on, don't be afraid

We will make you

STAB! STAB! STAB!

My world is evil

But American made



Mama's apple pie got a cock-a-roach in it

Burn the flag with a fag

Mama's apple pie got cock-a-roach in it

Burn the flag with a fag

Mama's apple pie got cock-a-roach in it

Burn the flag with a fag

Mama's apple pie got cock-a-roach in it

Burn the flag with a FAG!



Bake it up and we will

STAB! STAB! STAB!

Come on, don’t be afraid

We will make you

STAB! STAB! STAB!

My world is evil

But American Made

American Made

American Grave

In an American Grave