I bought my angel on the Fourth of July

I didn't plan it, it just happend that way.

I guess faith stepped in in the end,

'Cause I needed him then.



When I bought him they said, Are you sure?

No refunds, returns or exchanges because

once he's yours, he's yours for good.

Now, you behave like an angel should.



'Cause I saw it on TV,

they were selling pieces of heaven

and I thought, Hey, what about me?

When am I considered... ooh



I chained my angel to the eavestrough

It was November and I think I pissed him off

He's mad but I don't care

You're my Angel, so there.



I figure it's only about sixty more years

So come on Angel, stop all the tears

Come sing me a song or two

Whatever it is you Angels do.



'Cause I saw it on TV

They were selling pieces of heaven

And I thought, Hey what about me?

When can I make reservations.. ooh



My pet angel's got a long lost friend.

He says he's coming back when the world ends

when us humans have lost our touch...

God never liked people that much



'Cause he saw it on TV

they were selling pieces of heaven

and he thought, Well, how can this be?

What in the Hell are they thinking?