Take it, boys.



Yeah, my sister's really movin' up in the world.

She dates a full-blown professor! Goes by the name

of Professor Griff. He's a great guy; he's a good

ol' boy, that wild ol' Professor Griff. I think

that he's a history professor. The other day, he

told me the wildest story about the history of

jewelry.



Anyway, come nightfall, we all love to sit on the

porch, an' Sis plays the banjo, I play the jug, an'

Professor Griff breaks out his Jew's harp and just

flails away. God, I love that guy