*Common's answering machine beeps*

Say brotha

If you ever let me leave out a club

with a big fat ass, stove-like bitch

like that without point out the facts,

I'ma kick your motherfuckin ass.

Man that nerve of the hoe not to give me no
pussy.

Come up in my house tryin to watch movies and
shit.

This ain't no motherfuckin cinema, BITCH!

Who the fuck she thought I...

Say brotha, I wasted a evening

I shoulda went witcha, but ohh well

You know I gets my pussy anyway, you know

That's how playaz do

But gahd-damnit Rashan

That big ass bitch *cracks up*

If you'da said to spread on that hoe

Man I could kick my own ass

Well, should go to work

Just another wasted nite

And ohhhh, ohhhh

Heyyy, heyyy, what can you say