You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily
mail
All of them coming anonymously so they leave no
trail
I never thought I'd have an admirer from
overseas
But someone is sending me stationary filled with
chimpanzees.

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are
swinging from a vine
Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish
they could be mine.
Starsky and Hutch chimps, a chimp who's sitting
on the can
A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from
Amsterdam.