In the land where nothing's sacred

Where the doctors make people sick

If you stand on your head

you might see things more clearly

But then again you might become

addicted to conflict



I...I have a problem

I know that lawyers cause all the crime

And the banks make the drugs flow

The priests make the porno

And you might be responsible for

poisoning the sunshine



Names have been changed

(Do you know what I mean)

Names have been changed

to protect the guilty

Names have been changed

What is the difference

between apathy and ignorance

I don't know and I don't care





In the land where nothing is free

Where the homeless are the brave

Where the females are equal

as long as they're macho

And all the shopping malls

are built on Indian graves



You have the right to remain silent

You have the right to refuse to vote

Can you tell me the difference

between the two parties

Believe it or not Believe it or else

Hope leads to dope



What is the difference

between apathy and ignorance

I don't know and I don't care

What is the difference

between Democrat Republican

I don't know and I don't care



I agree with everybody

Football is sex and soup is good food

And new cars are religion and beer is emotion

And everyone's a nobody and nobody's perfect