Quittin' after one more last one

Tired of playin' the clown

If I want your opinion I'll ask ya

I can get myself down

Night driving without headlight

Wearin' sunglasses too

Lookin' good but sure don't feel right

Anything to be cool

Doin' hopscotch with my legs tied

Jumpin' rope in wet cement

Black leather in midday sunshine

All your mother's money's spent

Doin' time on the metal detector

Like to drown in your pool

Coverin' up everything that's defective

Anything to be cool

A burning heart could be so cool

Won't you be my fashion victim

Come on, I'm an April Fool for you

Holdin' on to what's left of real life

Anything to be cool, anything to be cool

Anything to be cool, anything to be cool

A burning heart like an April Fool

Won't you be my fashion victim

Come on, I'm an April Fool

I'm a mid-spring snowfall, joke's on you

I'm an April Fool for you

I'm an April Fool for you, I'm an April Fool

I'm an April Fool, I'm an April Fool