There's so much to be happy about

In this life what a wonderful chance

We have to work hard, play hard

And maybe even find yourself a girl

And make some romance

So don't you think it'd be so lame

To get all crazy drunk

And start a fight?

We'd much rather dance with some girls

So if you want to fight

Get the heck outta here you stupid fool!





Please don't kill us

We're just the aquabats

We're just trying to have

A little fun

Ha ha ha ha

So if you want to fight

We can duke it out

Just please don't kill us

With your gun





We're all just peaceful little aquabats

We would never take a life

We don't want to fight

But if we must,

Please be cool,

No guns or knives.



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