When we were last here we named our offspring,

But we never even did it, we never really did anything.

We shared a birthday so we shared a do and they cooked my/your clothes when i was upstairs with you.

I/you did the sheet trick,

You/i did a yawn so i/you went out with the boys,

Stealing the milk at dawn.

I was a virgin, you were on holiday

- i'd had seven glasses when she asked me to stay.

So i let the wine decide what i should do.

At least i was careful

- i remember it was blue.