When Grandstand's finished, and Sport On Two

And there's nothing much left to do

Too lazy to leave the armchair

Can only manage to plug in the computer

And pretend that this is exercise

Playing sports by pressing keys all day

Well it was never meant to be this way

Computer sport in a high-tech society

Television crippled you!

And now there's nothing much left to do

So get out of the living room and into a kit

On your marks, get set, go--get fit!