VOICEOVER: Seconds later, at the Hall of Justice...



Batman's got an attitude, everybody takes him seriously

And Superman never made any money, well try to tell that to DC

All the other members of the Justice League

Say I have useless super powers and make fun of me

But I know there will come a day

When they're gonna stare in slack-jawed wonder as they hear me say



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I am Aquaman and nobody better mess with me

I may be nothing to you but I am a king beneath the sea

Let's see you get by underwater as well as I do on the ground

I am Aquaman and you better not mess around



There are days I swear I would rather have

The proportionate strength of a praying mantis

Than be the last lost noble prince

Of the undersea kingdom of Atlantis



Batman's got the Batmobile, Diana's got her invisible jet

It seems like everybody else can fly, even Samurai

but a stupid seahorse is all I get

Green Arrow's sharp but I couldn't be any duller

My orange costume's uglier than any other color

I'm not as tough as Batman or as cute as Gleek

I'm a little taller than the Atom but smaller than Apache Chief



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Clark Kent wouldn't be the same if he didn't have his Lois Lane

Green Arrow's got his Black Canary

Even millionaire Bruce Wayne has that thing on the side

with his ward Dick Grayson

But there's just one girl that I would marry



Batman signed a movie deal though you know he doesn't need the cash

And all the second-rate superheroes get TV shows

even the pre-Crisis Flash

But not me, I guess that I don't rate

My comic book's been cancelled more than Dr. Fate

I know that I'm no Brainiac but I'm no fool

I know not even Peter David can make me cool



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