Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah



Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhh





Arthur loves his wife and children



Arthur takes lunch everyday



Arthur likes it at the local



Likes his pint at end of day



CHORUS:



A-A-A-A-A-Arthur



There's a problem becking 'round the corner



A-A-A-A-A-A-Arthur



She's already had one owner





Arthur talks to sexy Frida



Takes her milk there everyday



Frida's telling hungry Arthur



Of the debt she'd like to pay





But she hasn't got the money



Arthur coughs to clear the air



Asks him in and calls him "honey"



Up they toggle up the stairs





CHORUS





Arthur hates his wife and children



Makes his own lunch everyday



Likes it down at sexy Frida's



Frida takes a pint a day



CHORUS (5 times and fade)...