All)

Now, if all that ash used to be hash

What the heck time is it now?

Last thing I remember I was looking at my stash

Just before the late late show

Then we threw a couple movies in the VCR

And I remember driving Buddy home in the car

Well, we got not gas so we couldn't have got far...

What the heck time is it now?



(Jian)

Oh, my weary and aching head

(Murray)

You know, I gotta get some thinking done

(All)

I can't remember where I put the bed...

(Dave)

I ain't moved it since '71



(Jian)

I got a real funny feeling I'm about to fall down

I hope I find my way to the ground

I hate to spend the whole night floating around

In the condition I'm in.



(Dave)

First thing in the morning I'm giving myself a break

You kind of get an early warning when you're fingernails and eyelids

ache

Well, it might be closer to the afternoon

But the big point is, I'm gonna do it soon



(All)

There ain't nothing underneath this moon

Will ever make me toke another take!



..But what's that on the table?

Why, it looks like a little chunk

I bet old Petey dropped that there

He always was a drunk

Well, it looks so good just sitting there

I believe what I need is a bite of the hair

Doggone stuff is like a breath of fresh air

Think I'm gonna sell the farm (and buy more)

Think I'm gonna sell the farm (find the door)

Think I'm gonna sell the farm.





From the Liner:

With ultimate deference and respect to Mr. Snider, we've appropriated

and adopted

this song since first performing our version at a tribute to him in '94.

It has

recently been suggested that we cunningly utilize the live performance

of the piece

to regularly "score some boo". That hadn't occured to us