Uhhhhh!

I can't help my butt-itch I go out of my mind

This TP 'bout to get me cause it wipes my behind

I can't wipe my business if i cant get a trick

Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids



Whoa, come on and wipe me

Whoa, come on and wipe me

(Whoa) come on and wipe me

(Whoa) you got your problems

(Whoa) I got my ass wipe

(Whoa) You got your big cheese

I got my ass wipe



Uhhh!

I can't help my hemorrhoids, they get out of control

I know that you don't care but I want you to know

The pretty scented kind is a favorite treat

For men that don't bother with a taste of a teat



Whoa, come on and wipe me

Whoa, come on and wipe me

(Whoa) come on and wipe me

(Whoa) you got your problems

(Whoa) I got my ass wipe

(Whoa) You got your big cheese

I got my ass wipe

(Ooh) I got my ass wipe



Uhhh!

Whoa, come on and wipe me

Whoa, come on and wipe me

(Whoa) come on and wipe me

(Whoa) you got your problems

(Whoa) I got my ass wipe

(Whoa) you got your big cheese

I got my ass wipe

(Ooh) I got my ass wipe

I got my ass wipe

I got my ass wipe