They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago

They looked so sweet and harmless

Tell me, how was I to know

They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise

They grew to forty thousand times their original size

They started mutatin' right before my eyes

Oh my



Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

A race from a distant place

They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars

Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal

Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars



The president, he's is a panic

The pentagon, they're in shock

There's a team of research scientists They got 'em workin' 'round the clock

Now the National Guard is out in my back yard

And the Marines'll be comin' around

I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town

'Cause the property values are goin' way down now



Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

They're back and they're lookin' for a snack

And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars

I hope they're not plannin' to stay

Who invited them here anayway

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars



Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp

And there's one the size of central park

They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth

They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark

Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys

You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot

They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world

But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now



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