People think I'm rude

Think I gotta bad attitude

But they cant see

the real me

When I say I love justadude



They think I love Bert

They dont know how it hurts

The only one for me

licks me where I pee

mops up the goo with his shirt



I love him so much

It's not just a crush

Gonna love him till I die

Stick a needle in my eye

Justadude

Justadude



You've got the right site

Gonna go there all night

It's really the bomb

Ssshhhh....don't tell my mom!