Lumiere

Be our guest! Be our guest!

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin round your neck, cherie

And we'll provide the rest

Soup du jour!

Hot hors d'oeuvres!

Why, we only live to serve

Try the grey stuff, it's delicious

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!

They can sing, they can dance!

After all, miss, this is France!

And a dinner here is never second best

Go on, unfold your menu

Take a glance, and then you'll

Be our guest

Oui, our guest!

Be our guest!



Flatware

Beef ragout!

Cheese souffla!

Pie and pudding en flamba!



Lumiere

We'll prepare and serve with flair

A culinary cabaret!

You're alone and you're scared

But the banquet's all prepared

No one's gloomy or complaining

While the flatware's entertaining

We tell jokes, I do tricks

With my fellow candlesticks



Flatware

And it's all in perfect taste, that you can bet!

Come on and lift your glass

You've won your own free pass to

Be our guest!



Lumiere

If you're stressed

It's fine dining we suggest



All

Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest!



Be our guest, be our guest

Get your worries off your chest

Let us say for your entrae

We've an array, may we suggest

Try the bread, try the soup

When the croutons loop de loop

It's a treat for any diner!

Don't believe me? Ask the china!

Singing pork, dancing veal

What an entertaining meal

How could anyone be gloomy or depressed?

We'll make you shout encore

And send us out for more

So be our guest, be our guest

Be our guest



Mrs. Potts

It's a guest, it's a guest

Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!

Wine's been poured and thank the Lord

I've had the napkins freshly pressed

With dessert, she'll want tea

And my dear, that's fine with me



While the cups do their soft-shoeing

I'll be bubbling! I'll be brewing!

I'll get warm, piping hot!

Heaven's sake! Is that a spot?

Clean it up! We want the company impressed!



All

We've got a lot to do



Mrs. Potts

Is it one lump or two

For you, our guest



All

She's our guest!



Mrs. Potts

She's our guest!



All

She's our guest!

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!



Lumiere

Life is so unnerving

For a servant who's not serving

He's not whole without a soul to wait upon

Ah, those good old days when we were useful

Suddenly, those good old days are gone



Ten years, we've been rusting

Needing so much more than dusting

Needing exercise - a chance to use our skills

Most days, we just lay around the castle

Flabby, fat and lazy

You walked in and ups-a-daisy!



All

Be our guest! Be our guest!

Our command is your request

It's ten years since we've had anybody here

And we're obsessed

With your meal, with your ease

Yes, indeed, we aim to please

While the candlelight's still glowing

Let us help you, we'll keep going



Course by course, one by one!

Till you shout, "Enough, I'm done!"

Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest

Tonight you'll prop your feet up!

But for now, let's eat up!

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Please be our guest