Brian... the babe they

called Brian

Grew... grew, grew, and grew,

Grew up to be,

Grew up to be,

A boy called Brian.

A boy called Brian.



He had arms and legs and hands

and feet

This boy whose name was Brian

And he grew, grew, grew, and grew

Grew up to be

Yes he grew up to be

A teenager called Brian

A teenager called Brian.



And his face became spotty

Yes his face became spotty

And his voice dropped down low

And things started to grow

On young Brian and so

He was certainly no

No girl named Brian

Not a girl named Brian.



And he started to shave

And have one off the wrist

And want to see girls

And go out and get pissed

A man called Brian

This man called Brian.

The man they called Brian.

This man called Brian