Way down yonder by the forks of the branch, The old sow whistled and the little pigs danced

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Yonder goes Willie he's passin' on a hill, He don't dress nice but he drives fit to kill

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Well my pappy ain't smart he ain't good at quizzin', But one thing he knows is how to keep mama his'n

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