Well it happened years ago

when you lived on Stanhope Road.

We listened to your sister

when she came home from school

'coz she was two years older

and had boys in her room.

We listened outside and heard her.

Alright.

Well that was alright for a while

but soon I wanted more.

I want to see as well as hear

and so I hid inside her wardrobe.

And she came round four

and she was with some kid called David

from the garage up the road

I listened outside I heard her.



Alright.

Oh I want to take you home.

I want to give you children.

You might be my girlfriend, yeah.



When I saw you next day

I really couldn't tell you

'coz you might go and tell your mother.

And so you went with Neve

and Neve was coming on

and I thought I heard you laughing

when his Mum and Dad were gone.

I listened outside, I heard you.



Alright.

Oh I want to take you home...etc.



Well I guess it couldn't last too long.

I came home one day

and all her things were gone,

I fell asleep inside.

I never heard her come.

And then she opened up her wardrobe

and I had to get it on.

Oh, listen we were on the bed

when you came home,

I heard you stop outside the door.

I know you won't

believe it's true,

I only went with her

'coz she looks like you.



Oh I want to take you home...etc