Have you ever had a girl, a real pretty girl

Love you and leave you

It breaks your heart in two

Here' s my story

I've been low, feeling down

Ill at ease, looking sad

I can't eat, no I can't sleep

On my word it's getting bad

Now my heart's on the ground

And I wear this sorry frown

Ain't no good, ain't no game

Someone took my baby Jane

So she's gone now, I'm alone

Like a fool I made her go

I was dumb and a prick

On my word how I miss her so

Now she lies in his arms

I guess seduced by his charms

He's a star and a name

A geek and he's lame

And he's got my, oh yes he's got my, oh yes he's got my baby Jane

So please Mster Neat

On my knees I you entreat

Do me wrong, slur my name

But give me back my back Jane

Baby Jane is a treat

All her kisses are sweet

Makes me cool, makes me sigh, gets me high

Yes she gets me high

So please Mister Neat

On my knees I you entreat

Do me wrong, slur my name

But give me back my baby Jane