If I drove a truck

And I were waitress

And I ordered coffee

And I poured you some



Then you'd stop by on your way sometime later

And if we arm-wrestled

I'd say that you won



Chorus

Ai-eeee my baby, ride easy

Ride high in the saddle all day

If your lovin' is good

And your cookin' ain't greasy

You chuck the chuck wagon

And we'll ride away



If I were a winsome pale senorita

And I a bull-fighter, down in the sand

While the band kept on playing that Old Paso Doble

I'd throw you a flower

Would you take my hand?



Chorus



If I ran the country

Yeah I'd be your first lady

And fix up the white house

While you were away

Waitin' while I'm passing time with world leaders

And later together alone we might lay



Repeat Chorus twice



You chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away

You chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away

We chuck the chuck wagon

We chuck the chuck wagon

We chuck the chuck wagon

We chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away