Man my daddy told me, boy when I was your age,

I had to walk 13 miles to school

I said, Oh, is that why you didn't graduate?



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Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys

Then we go back to school, yeah (Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin?)

With a mouthful of beer and a noseful of weeeeeed

You know I been act a fool, yeah



Mama, (Mama), go to the University of Smoking Marijuana (What?)

All of my friends go to USC, so I'm gonna tag along and hit the bong with them

Walkin' through the masses, lookin' for my classes

I can't concentrate on the teacher, surrounded by titties and asses

Spend a lot of money on some brand new clothes

Tryin' to impress these brand new hoes

Laugh every time I have sex with a chick,

Baby don't know I'm an ex-convict

Walkin' round the campus with my 'fro and dick

Every twenty seconds I'll be grabbin' my dick

Full of alcohol at the football games

Doin more drugs than my nigga Rich James

My GPA's droppin' at a very fast rate

It would take a miracle for me to graduate

Maybe I won't, maybe I will

Stressed out, poppin' pills in my Coupe Deville



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How do I party (party) and still pass

I hardly (hardly) ever go to class

Got a golden eagle on my stolen Regal

If you bought it from me, it's illegal

'Cause I'm Afroman, the educated crip

On a rock cocaine scholarship

Cook that crack until it's done

I use that for my Negro college fund

Broke minorities, sellin' dope to those bitches in sororities

She's drinkin' one too many 40's

She took her clothes off, now we're havin' orgys

Baby I don't mean to act rude,

But you told me you would never fuck