Hey little girl won`t you come along, yeah

Well, I`m gonna take you where I come from, yeah

It`s a place with no heart, a place without pity

It`s a place that`s called the Mystery City



Hey!

We`re gonna take a ride to the Mystery City

We`re not coming back so buy a one way ticket oh yeah!

We`re leaving right now for the Mystery City

Got no heart, don`t want no pity



Hey little girl, you`ll love it there

Just backcomb your hair, let`s get outta here

We can`t stay here, this is nowhere

New boys waiting for you everywhere there



We`re gonna take a ride to the Mystery City

We`re not coming back so buy a one way ticket oh yeah!

We`re leaving right now for the Mystery City

Got no heart, don`t want no pity



There`s a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen

She`s waiting for me down in Mystery City

There`s a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen

She`s waiting for me down in Mystery City

Down in Mystery City, down in Mystery City



I knew you`d call this a paradice, dear

People judge you by the clothes you wear

Well, it`s a wham bam gangbang everynight there

I tell you everywhere else is just nowhere!



There`s a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen

She`s waiting for me down in Mystery City



Oh, there`s a million girls waiting for me

Down in Mystery City, I don`t care

A million girls, million curls,

million pearls, million turds

Waiting for me